Third term exams

1. What are the names of the two people
shaking hands when you switch on a
Nokia phone ?
2. If the past tense of Take is Took, what is
the past tense of Make ?
3. Which university in Nigeria has the
highest number of ladies using blackberry
phones?
4. If Buhari is a friend to Obasanjo on
facebook, who sent the friend request and
why ?
5. if the cost of moi-moi is N10.50, what is
the cost of moi ?
6. Who ate the missing part of the apple
logo?

SECTION B (Answer All. 10 Marks each)
1. Between the Nigerian police and
Nigerian girls, who likes money more?
2. Using the almighty formula, calculate the
diameter of elegushi beach. (take
pi=3.142)
3. If Ada is a girl and Obi is a boy,who is
Adaobi ?
4. If your x-boyfriend/ girlfriend wins
N50,000,000 on who wants to be a
millionaire after you broke up, find the
value of X?
5. If it takes Goodluck 1 hour to deliver a
typed speech in a national conference,
how many days will it take Patience to
deliver the same speech on the same
occasion? Assuming the polarity of the
audience is kept constant.
SECTION C (Answer 2)
1) Tuface was given a Prado and Ferarri on
his traditional wedding and white
wedding respectively. There is every
likelihood that D Banj has gone ahead to
print wedding invitation cards without an
available bride. Discuss (20 Marks)
2) Write a short essay of 500 words on 'My
Oga At The Top' (15 Marks)
3)Whats the name of the lady that use to
say "please enter your secret number" at
the ATM center of the banks. State 5
reasons why she was chosen and explain
two (20 Marks)"