Third term exams

1. What are the names of the two people
shaking hands when you switch on a
Nokia phone ?
2. If the past tense of Take is Took, what is
the past tense of Make ?
3. Which university in Nigeria has the
highest number of ladies using blackberry
phones?
4. If Buhari is a friend to Obasanjo on
facebook, who sent the friend request and
why ?
5. if the cost of moi-moi is N10.50, what is
the cost of moi ?
6. Who ate the missing part of the apple
logo?

Na who kill Oga

Let's see who is smart to get this;
Mr Akpors was found murdered
on 19-6-2011 (Sunday Afternoon) inside his house, his
wife called the police,they asked everyone around a question

POLICE: Where were you when he was murdered?.
 WIFE: I was sleeping upstairs when the murder took place
 COOK: I was cooking in the kitchen
HOUSE GIRL: I went to take the children from school.
GARDENER: I was cutting the flowers at the backyard.
GATE MAN: Oga sent me to buy newspaper for junction.
After listening to their answers, the police arrested the murderer.
Who was the murderer then?

Tricky Maths

*VERY TRICKY MATHS.
Note: This riddle must be
done IN
YOUR HEAD ONLY and NOT
using
paper and a pen.
Try it.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it.
Now add another 1000.
Now add 30.
Another 1000.
Now add 20.
Now add another 1000.
Now add 10.
What is the total?
Let's go there...

A visit to the doctor.

One morning at a doctor's office a patient arrives
complaining of serious back-pain.
The doctor examines him and asks him" OK,
what happened to your back?"
The patient replies "You know that I work for a local
night club right?
This morning I got home to my apartment early
and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I
knew someone had been with my wife and the
balcony door was open. I rushed
out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I
looked down from the balcony I saw a man
running out and he was dressing himself. I grabbed
the fridge and threw it at him, That’s how I strained
my back"