A visit to the doctor.

One morning at a doctor's office a patient arrives
complaining of serious back-pain.
The doctor examines him and asks him" OK,
what happened to your back?"
The patient replies "You know that I work for a local
night club right?
This morning I got home to my apartment early
and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I
knew someone had been with my wife and the
balcony door was open. I rushed
out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I
looked down from the balcony I saw a man
running out and he was dressing himself. I grabbed
the fridge and threw it at him, That’s how I strained
my back"
The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in
a car wreck. The doctor said "My previous patient
looked bad, but you look terrible.
What the hell happened to you?"
He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for
a while now. Today was the first day at my new job.
I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was
running out of the building, getting dressed at the
same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by
a fridge."
The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even
worse than the other two Patients do.. The doctor is
shocked.
Again asks,"What the hell happened to
youuuuuu.....?"
"Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it
from the 3rd floor".....