JAMB 2014 results is out

I apologize for the delay in writing this post but I still believe this post will inform a lot of people that are yet to know the recent development of the Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board (JAMB). It is confirmed from JAMB that the 2014 JAMB exams result is out and is available at the below website. Just click on this link: www.jamb.org.ng/postregistrationefacility/VerifyResult.aspx?id=16.
If the above link did not work, just go www.jamb.org.ng and click UTME RESULT CHECKER link at the right hand side of the site.
Furthermore JAMB has stated that out of more than 1 million candidates that sat for the exam, only 24 scored 250 points and above, meanwhile 315,401 candidates scored 170 to 199 points, while 108,488 candidates scored between 200 to 249 points.
According to JAMB registrar, MR. Dibu Ojerinde, 36,164 had their results invalidated and 2,494 others withheld by the board, while 37,315 candidates were absent.
He further said that 275,282 candidates scored below 150 points, 122,159 scored between 150 to 159 points while 115,456 scored 160 to169 in the PPT exam.

Third term exams

1. What are the names of the two people
shaking hands when you switch on a
Nokia phone ?
2. If the past tense of Take is Took, what is
the past tense of Make ?
3. Which university in Nigeria has the
highest number of ladies using blackberry
phones?
4. If Buhari is a friend to Obasanjo on
facebook, who sent the friend request and
why ?
5. if the cost of moi-moi is N10.50, what is
the cost of moi ?
6. Who ate the missing part of the apple
logo?

Na who kill Oga

Let's see who is smart to get this;
Mr Akpors was found murdered
on 19-6-2011 (Sunday Afternoon) inside his house, his
wife called the police,they asked everyone around a question

POLICE: Where were you when he was murdered?.
 WIFE: I was sleeping upstairs when the murder took place
 COOK: I was cooking in the kitchen
HOUSE GIRL: I went to take the children from school.
GARDENER: I was cutting the flowers at the backyard.
GATE MAN: Oga sent me to buy newspaper for junction.
After listening to their answers, the police arrested the murderer.
Who was the murderer then?

Nigeria's president sick, Northen governors dead.

#‎Nigeria‬’s President Is Sick; And The Northern Leadership Is Dead ♦ ‪#‎AbujaBombBlast‬
There is no question that the president of Nigeria, Goodluck Jonathan is a sick man. To be partying and dancing hours after a massacre in the nation’s capital and rallying with more dancing in illegal campaigning the same day and a day when 200 innocent girls were abducted into the bushes by lunatic, rapist murderers. Only a sick person can do that. Some of us have been perturbed since yesterday. We are anxious, worried, disorganized and weak in the knees. We look at our daughters, nieces and shudder. But the president of Nigeria is either sick or he hates the poor and most especially poor northerners. There’s no need overemphasizing his pathological love for parties, for power and for stupid utterances and actions. Desensitized is too kind a word. He has frank sickness or disdain for the affected peoples.

He was best described by Governor Sule Lamido, as being like an insane child left to run around with a box of matches at a petrol station.

Tricky Maths

*VERY TRICKY MATHS.
Note: This riddle must be
done IN
YOUR HEAD ONLY and NOT
using
paper and a pen.
Try it.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it.
Now add another 1000.
Now add 30.
Another 1000.
Now add 20.
Now add another 1000.
Now add 10.
What is the total?
Let's go there...

Heat rises as student association election approaches at Suleja

Students associations politics have developed incredible interest in Nigeria. New associations are being formed yearly to support different interest of the students. Associations like religious,tribal and departmental are emerging frequently. In Suleja town of Niger state of Nigeria, the local student association simply named as the National Association of Suleja Students has being in existence for more than four to five decades, but it was just recently that the association has seen mass involvement and support, Its clear that a lot of students has the belief that politics (or whatever you see it as) is an avenue that brings financial freedom thereby shunning the reality that involves commitment and abandonment of personal interests to pursue general interests. S

A visit to the doctor.

One morning at a doctor's office a patient arrives
complaining of serious back-pain.
The doctor examines him and asks him" OK,
what happened to your back?"
The patient replies "You know that I work for a local
night club right?
This morning I got home to my apartment early
and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I
knew someone had been with my wife and the
balcony door was open. I rushed
out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I
looked down from the balcony I saw a man
running out and he was dressing himself. I grabbed
the fridge and threw it at him, That’s how I strained
my back"